Dear Tourist: 

Yes, this is the Tower District!  
No, there isn't a parking garage.
Yes, you ARE going the wrong way 
on a one-way street.

Now, turn off your blinker, stop asking everyone for directions, and please just 
go home.

Whilst we are still asking nicely.

The Tower District. Yeah, you wouldn't live anywhere else.  But sometimes the tourists, the right turns from the left lane, the wrong-way traffic, the tourists, the trash, the drums, the tourists, the Tower rats, the noise, and the tourists could get to anyone. Express your frustrations politely and send the tourists home. 
You can buy one here.   

This 'showcase' widget is hideously commercial, but too easy to pass up. 
 Zazzle did all the work.

Buy awesome cool greeting cards 
from our friends at 
Cara Scissoria!

Cathy's handmade 
collage-style cards are environmentally friendly, politically incorrect, 
and wicked funny.

This page last updated Sunday, July 03, 2011