Dear Tourist: 

Yes, this is the Tower District!  
No, there isn't a parking garage.
Yes, you ARE going the wrong way 
on a one-way street.

Now, turn off your blinker, stop asking everyone for directions, and please just 
go home.

Whilst we are still asking nicely.


The Tower District. Yeah, you wouldn't live anywhere else.  But sometimes the tourists, the right turns from the left lane, the wrong-way traffic, the tourists, the trash, the drums, the tourists, the Tower rats, the noise, and the tourists could get to anyone. Express your frustrations politely and send the tourists home. 
You can buy one here.   


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